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Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	986

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7809	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	261211	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Animals Bred:	178

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!