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PolishCraft: Hanukkah Havoc

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, cultural celebration, far-right protest, government event, Hanukkah, Havoc, historical tradition, Jewish culture, minority rights, Poland, Polish parliament, PolishCraft, political controversy, political demonstration, political opposition, public gathering, religious festival, religious freedom, religious tolerance, social unrest

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the polish parliament celebrates hanukkah while fighting off far-right protesters outside! it’s like a crazy party with dreidels and torches and explosions everywhere. join us for a wild time as we build menorahs out of blocks and battle off haters with our diamond swords. who knew politics could be this fun in minecraft? come join the chaos and see for yourself!

GulagCraft: Elite Exiles Prosper

economic development, economic growth, educated elites, education system, Elite, elite migration, exiles, government policies, GulagCraft, gulags, historical impact, Human Capital, labor camps, long-term effects, political repression, Prosper, prosperity, regime control, regime stability, regime threat, social inequality, Soviet history, soviet union, USSR

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	73
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a soviet union theme! we got gulags, we got educated elites, we got prosperity! join us and build your own gulag, imprison your enemies and watch your economy grow like never before! who knew that sending people to labor camps could lead to such success? join now and be a part of the soviet minecraft revolution!

Iperios

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, Contacts, CrazyEnchants, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Facebook Page, Griefprevention, how to join, income, Iperios, Join, Main, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, Silkspawner, smp, Wars

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	In Iperios you can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer new territories, earn wealth, and use Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps in-game for geopolitical expansion. Create resources and buildings for your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap– McMMO– Essentials– GriefPrevention– SilkSpawner– CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find ip and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Staffer will guide you and provide beginner kit.

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Nikke’s Realm 1.21.4

#union raid, 1.21.4, 2ID Nikke, 2nd Anniv, alteisen, Android, Ang Tahun Nikke, Awaken Rapi., Beat the Gun, black shadow, cd keys, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment Only, event pass, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, Krok Salamin, Last Girlhood, Merry Nikke., Missilis Can Do Nikke, Mission Pass, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke Christmas Party, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Pasko 24., PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, Rewards, RUN, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, Solo Raid, Standard SSR Selector, Stay Tactical, Step Up Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, Yrome, Zwei

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna have a lit time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got updates coming at you faster than a speeding bullet, with events like FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN – like, what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the Special Recruits – Guillotine: Winter Slayer? More like Guillotine: Winter SLAY QUEEN!

But wait, there’s more! We got Costume Passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Ein: Handmade Festa – who comes up with this stuff, am I right? And if you’re into codes, we got ’em all – from NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY to UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST, we’ve got codes for days, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory! Let’s get this party rockin’ like a blockin’ Ender Dragon, baby!

RegretCraft SMP: No Regrets, New Resolutions!

aspirations, CHANGE, goal-setting, hindsight, looking back, missed chances, missed opportunities, moving forward, new years resolution, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, regrets, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-improvement journey, Setting goals, setting intentions, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Villages Defended:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere you look there’s diamonds just waiting to be mined. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like on steroids or something, they’ll chase you down like you owe them money.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a bustling metropolis, with shops selling everything from enchanted gear to rare potions. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, it’s like the Hunger Games up in here.

So what do you guys regret not doing? Probably not joining this epic SMP sooner, am I right? And as for new year’s resolutions, mine is to finally build that giant statue of a potato I’ve been dreaming about. What about you guys? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more epic Minecraft content! Peace out, my dudes!

NewYearCraft2022

Adventure, celebration, family, fresh start, Friends, Fun, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearCraft2022, Party, positivity, Reflection, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, resolutions, self-care, Traditions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	341016	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of spending your days in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and spend your first day of the new year in a virtual paradise!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.

So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, France, French government, FrenchFryCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, missile strikes, political decision, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, War on Terror, weekend

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11

so, like, we have this dope minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and fight monsters and stuff. it’s like, so lit, bruh.

join our server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. you can only access it by defeating the ender dragon blindfolded.

also, our server has a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out golden apples. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant flying taco that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. a flying taco.

so, come join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit

ENERGY, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, Europe, european union, Expires, gas supply, GasGriefers, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, negotiations, NoMoreUkraineTransit, pipeline, political tensions, russia, sanctions, transit deal, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia cutting off gas to europe lmao. our transit deal is like expired but who cares when you can be building epic structures and trolling your friends. we promise more fun than putin’s political games, so join now before we run out of virtual gas too. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup

American burying beetles, BEETLE, Biodiversity, burying, Cleanup, COMEBACK, conservation, conservation efforts, dead animals, Eco, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat, insect species, insects, Nebraska, Population, restoration, scavengers, success story, wildlife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	271
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!

Empyria

AIRPLANES, boats, building, Community, Discord, economic system, Empyria, Factions, Farming, Geopolitical, Hispanic, Map of the world, new minerals, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, weapons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	empyria.xyz
Languages	Hispanic (English is not spoken)
Features	Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

FAQ

1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

2. What are some of the features available on the server?

Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

We are not the owners of the Empyria server.