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CleverCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles where players use their wits to outsmart their opponents in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Our server is known for its insane stories of players pulling off the most outrageous stunts to win battles. From building giant chicken armies to launching themselves out of cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait around on other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of “stupid haste in war cleverness”? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Emeralds Found:	9891
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!