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DawnCraft – Minecraft Server

AUGUST, Community, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, discussion, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, News, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, special event, Square Enix, Updates

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🔥 Patch Notes (7.05) just dropped and let me tell you, the changes are INSANE! Now you can ride on a dragon while battling creepers with laser swords! It’s a game-changer, literally!

💰 Looking for a Free Company to join? Look no further! Our Free Companies are so powerful, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on our Linkshells – they can communicate with the Nether realm!

🏖️ Oh, and did I mention the Moonfire Faire event happening from August 8th to August 26th? It’s like a beach party in the Overworld, with mermaids and unicorns dancing around. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

/fgog/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

9 Anniversary Daily PU summon, 9 Anniversary Space Ereshkigal PU summon, Anime, Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event 2024, fate, Fate franchise, fate grand order, fate series, Fate/GO, Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary, Fate/Grand Order General, FateGO, fgog, Gacha game, Grand Order, Japanese Game, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, smp, Summer Event 2024

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for the Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards like 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, 3 Golden Apples, and even a Beast’s Footprint! And don’t forget about the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event where you can hang out with Haruki Ishiya, Ayako Kawasumi, and Mayu Mineda while scoring some sweet loot!

But wait, there’s more! Celebrate the Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary with us and get showered with rewards like 50 Hellfire of Wisdom, 10 Golden Apples, and even a Crystallized Lore! And if that’s not enough, we have daily PU summons featuring 5*Beast Space Ereshkigal and other limited servants that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy events, and tons of loot! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!

City Living, college town, condo living, condo parking, condo rules, downtown living, downtown parking, entertainment strip, Parking, parking enforcement, parking etiquette, parking fees, parking problems, parking rules, parking violations, Reserved, reserved parking, reserved spots, towing cars, towing cars without warning, towing company, TowTownMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5366	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Hey gamers,

So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.

Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!

I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!

2024OlympicSMP: Gold Medal for Enderman Long Jump!

2024 Olympic Games, 2024OlympicSMP, Enderman, Exciting Events, GOLD, Inspiring Stories, jaw-dropping performances, jump, Long, MEDAL, medal upsets, memorable moments, Olympic surprises, record-breaking performances, remarkable achievements, shocking results, Sportsmanship, standout athletes, Surprises, surprising outcomes, thrilling-competitions, underdog victories, unexpected champions, unexpected moments, unexpected twists.

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8686
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest Olympics ever! Forget about running and swimming, we have competitions like Creeper Dodging, Ender Dragon Taming, and Pig Racing! The gold medalists get to ride a unicorn into battle against the Wither Boss, while the losers have to build a statue of the winner out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the most epic gaming event of the year!

ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition

“Youth, Army, children, China, Chinacraft, DEFEND, Edition, education system, future soldiers, government influence, indoctrination, Kids, love, loyalty, military education, military training, motherland, national defense, nationalism, patriotism, political agenda, Propaganda, social conditioning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2864
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Votes:	8442

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

PixelLove: Where Casual and Commitment Coexist

Casual, Casual Sex, Challenges, Coexist, Commitment, Dimensions, idea.., influence, long-term commitment, outcomes, PixelLove, relationship desires, romantic behaviors, SEPARATE, spectrum, study, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	8577
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, u know how u always gotta choose between casual sex or long-term commitment on other servers? well, not on this one, bro. we got a whole new dimension of relationship desires goin’ on here. u can have ur cake and eat it too, ya know?

imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.

so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyChat Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyChat, DATING, dating advice, dating culture, dating expectations, dating norms, dating tips, emotional intimacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, modern dating, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship milestones, relationship progression, relationship stages, relationships, Server, sex, sexual boundaries, stages of dating, talking stage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the talking stage includes sex! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and mining for love.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual dating in Minecraft. Will you find your soulmate in a pixelated world? Will you have awkward conversations about your favorite blocks and mobs? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, things can get steamy on our server. You never know when a simple chat about crafting recipes will turn into something more… intimate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a love-filled adventure unlike any other.

Join us now and experience the talking stage like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so sexy?

ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft

accessibility, affordable, Apple, Banking, browsing, budget-friendly, Chromebook, ChromeCraft, ChromeOS, Computer skills, expensive, EyeSight, geezer, light use, low vision, NoChromeNoCraft, Recommendations, senior citizen, smp, Technology, technology recommendations, user-friendly, Video calls

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

NoTrespassingZone

boundary disputes, community responsibility, Community safety, community support, legal rights, neighborhood boundaries, neighborhood conflicts, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood rules, neighborhood safety, NoTrespassingZone, property access, property boundaries, property damage, property disputes, property ownership, property rights, property security, trespassing, Vandalism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of pesky kids using your property as a cut-through and causing chaos? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revenge! Build impenetrable fences, set up booby traps, and defend your territory from unruly players. Take matters into your own hands and show those troublemakers who’s boss in the virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that the self-proclaimed mayor and his gang of hooligans are lurking around, ready to cause mayhem. Will you be brave enough to stand up to them and protect your land? Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, danger, and plenty of laughs!

Satellite Scramble Server

aerospace technology, Breakup, Chinese rocket, orbital debris, risk assessment, rocket debris, rocket launch, Satellite, satellite collision, satellite communication, satellites, SCRAMBLE, Server, Space debris, space debris management, space debris mitigation, space debris tracking, space environment, space exploration, Space industry, space junk, space mission, space security

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!