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Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	2557	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	2745

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	1795	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9012
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	4544
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!