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CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8345
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	504096	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Animals Bred:	121	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	7799	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!