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BF’s Oath Ceremony Minecraft Server

BFs, Boyfriend, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Event, family, Girlfriend, high school sweethearts, hurt feelings, long term relationship, loyalty, Minecraft, nonrefundable booking, Oath, Planning, Priorities, relationship, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	9475
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

So, imagine this: you’re all set to attend your boyfriend’s oath-taking ceremony, you’ve booked a hotel, planned a mountain climbing activity, and even made sure to look for the best deals. But then, plot twist! His mom decides to swoop in and steal your spot at the last minute. Like, what even? And to top it all off, he suggests you just wait outside in the cold while his mom takes your place. Rude much?

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3523
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	2674

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	5318	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7640	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!