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CraftyTradeWar: China vs US tariffs

China, CraftyTradeWar, economic impact, economic sanctions, global economy, Import Taxes, international trade, levies, RETALIATION, Tariffs, tariffs on imports, tit for tat, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade tensions, trade war, Trump administration, Trump tariffs, US, US-China relations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7439	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! we have a tit-for-tat policy with the mobs, so if they attack you, you can attack them right back!

our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!

plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!

Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	New Chunks Explored:	803277
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	6982
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

Allowed, anger, boundary setting, caregiving, Chronic illness, communication breakdown, Confrontation, difficult decisions, emotional conflict, emotional distress, estranged family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial responsibility, medical bills, MomCraft, moral dilemma, Resentment, sibling rivalry, Sis, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

Mars Truck Rally

alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Potions Brewed:	124

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	417690	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Votes:	5614

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	9997	Crops Grown:	4116
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	115	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!