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CraftySMP – “Can someone explain their business strategy to me? They spend diamonds like it’s going out of style!”

Business, corporate strategy, business performance, investment strategy, strategic planning

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

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Democraft2020

united states, community engagement, grassroots organizing, platform development, progressive values

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.

If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!

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FrenchWifeMCServer

legal victory, FrenchWifeMCServer, court ruling, legal rights, FEMINIST

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

reappears, MIDDLE EAST, SECURITY, Négotiation, Regroup

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Crafty Language Land

semantics, filtered thoughts, Expression, Understanding, linguistic analysis

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!

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CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

mental health, crazycraft, medical care, healthcare system, “Youth

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

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Eco Eden 1.20.5

Naughty, Wife, Dominant, curvy, long tail

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

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UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, single room, insurance, infection, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

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SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

partner, vacation, Arcade, immature, Gifts

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

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LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

moniker, Account.., username, LoreMasterMC, ONLINE

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

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