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Blocky Blingy Builders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

communication skills, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, madness, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, Moids, personal growth, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5592
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8485	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	179	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	3458	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!