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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a measly profit? Look no further, because our server offers the most outrageous ways to make extra income!

Join our server and participate in our exclusive “Pig Racing Championship” where you can bet on which pig will win the race and earn big bucks! Or try your luck at our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the prize is a chest full of rare items (if you survive, that is).

But that’s not all! We also have a “Zombie Pigman Taxi Service” where you can hitch a ride on the back of a zombie pigman and charge other players for a speedy transport across the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet virtual cash in the most ridiculous ways possible!

CraftyDateQuest

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, CraftyDateQuest, Date night, DATING, dating advice, deep questions, first date, fun questions, get to know someone, getting to know each other, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, meaningful conversations, personal interests, questions, Relationship Building, relationship goals, relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring first date conversations like “What’s your favorite color?” or “Do you like long walks on the beach?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life!

Imagine this: you and your date are exploring a virtual world together, mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. You ask them questions like “If you were a Minecraft mob, which one would you be?” or “What’s your favorite block to build with?” Trust us, nothing brings people closer together than bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and redstone contraptions.

And if things start to get awkward, just challenge your date to a PvP battle in the Nether. Nothing says romance like setting your significant other on fire with a bucket of lava, am I right?

So why waste time with boring first date questions when you could be crafting memories on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the love (and TNT explosions) begin!

CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than the Islamic State in Syria! we’ve got over 4,100 ways to have a blast, literally! our caliphate may have collapsed, but our server is still going strong! build your own empire and watch it crumble like the real caliphate did! join now for a killer time!

LoisCraftInsured

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, u know how lois lane is always getting into trouble with superman and stuff? well, imagine if she had a minecraft server to escape all that craziness! like, she could build a fortress to protect herself from all the villains and stuff. and, like, she could have a pet creeper to blow up anyone who tries to mess with her. plus, she could team up with other players and go on epic quests to save the world from evil. it would be, like, the ultimate escape for lois lane. so, like, if u wanna join her on this crazy adventure, come join our server and let’s have some fun!

Borrelionation: The Antibiotic Resistance Saga

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	6684
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more chaos than a herd of creepers!

Join us and become part of our wacky community where we do things that make no sense but are hella fun! Like, did you know that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s true!

And get this, on our server, we have a mini-game where you have to ride a pig through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry chickens! It’s wild, man!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! And inside, there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs scientific basis when you can have this much fun? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together!

JoJoLand httpst.meJojolandpe Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, banner, best, Chaos, Community, competitive, Fun, Gaming, jojo, jojoland, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Best Anarchy Server

jojoland.ru:19132

SchoolDays

Adventure, argentina, argentino, cars, Chile, chileno, city, colombia, Community, custom furniture, decision, decorating, Experience, Hispano, home design, Mexicano, mexico, Minecraft, Paraguay, Roleplay, Romantic dates, SchoolDays, Server, Servidor, sunset, Survival, unforgettable, Uruguay, virtual life

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Villages Defended:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to SchoolDays, the Minecraft server where your virtual life becomes a realistic adventure! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of exciting possibilities: from romantic dates under the sunset to driving cars around the city, designing and decorating your own home with custom furniture, and much more! Join a passionate community where every decision counts and every moment is lived to the fullest. Discover SchoolDays and make every day an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

schooldays.club

MorallyCrafted Minecraft Server

anti-democracy, autistic incels, banning pornography, closed borders, flat Earth conspiracy theories, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Interpretations, involuntarily committed, Minecraft, moral relativism, MorallyCrafted, normies, preventatively detained, Racial segregation, Server, telling women what to do, Transphobia, universal evils

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Farms Harvested:	506
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	125494	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to question everything and obey no one! Except for a few non-negotiable universal evils like racial segregation, transphobia, and telling women they can’t have sex or get tattoos. We believe in human rights, but all autistic incels should be preventatively detained and involuntarily committed just for existing. It’s all relative, bro!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!

Respawn Realm Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, beyond the grave, beyond the veil, crossing over, death experience, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, paranormal activity, Purgatory, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, what comes next

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Ever wondered what happens when you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to find out firsthand! When you kick the bucket, you’ll be transported to a magical land filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. It’s a party in the afterlife, and you’re invited!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens and ride rainbow-colored llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest afterlife adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

SupportMyBlockyLife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	88515
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being roasted by your spouse for being a sugar baby in your 20s? Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to bring up your past financial arrangements! Our community is full of supportive players who won’t judge you for your past choices. Plus, we have a special “No Roasting Zone” where you can escape any jokes about your past and just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. So come join us and leave the past behind – literally!