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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 554 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5232 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
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