STRUGGLING KINGS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cubed Quarry 1.20

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1606
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have a coach who won Coach of the Year last year but got fired for no reason during Kwanzaa! We’re so chaotic, even Jeet NBA owners can’t handle us! Let’s bash them like they did to chinks, but in a Minecraft world! It’s time to get wild and riled up against the system, one block at a time! Let’s show them who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

OP Listen Up Minecraft Server

1. OP, active listening, Analysis, connection 5. music critique, conversation 3. understanding, critique, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Interaction, Interpretation, Listen, Minecraft, Music, opinion 4. listening skills, perspective, response 2. communication, review, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden village populated by friendly villagers who were all experts in trading rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!

CraftyPants Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Want a castle made of rainbow blocks? They can make it happen!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and earn special rewards. Just make sure you know the secret password to get in!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The owner of the server is rumored to be a time traveler who can warp players to different dimensions within the game. Want to explore a world made entirely of cheese? He can take you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the madness takes you!

Villager Drama

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the once most heralded RPG of all time! Move over FF6 and Chrono Trigger, because this server is where the real action is at.

Join us now and experience a world so epic, it’s been completely forgotten by everyone else. That’s right, we’re so underground, we don’t even have threads from people asking for remakes.

But don’t let that deter you, because on this server, you’ll embark on quests more thrilling than any other RPG out there. Build castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, mine for diamonds deeper than the Mariana Trench, and battle creepers fiercer than a mama bear protecting her cubs.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of something so legendary, it’s practically nonexistent in the gaming world. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

#youtube, comedy, Craft, Crafty, digital age, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, lolz, Meme culture, memes, objective reality, observational humor, Popular, relatable, satire, social commentary, social media, trending, Video, viral content

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2081	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	723064
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

CraftyMangaFantasy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

Birth, birth control, Catholic, catholic church, Catholic teachings, catholicism, Confessions, Contraception, contraception debate, control, controversial, Crafting, Edition, Ethics, Family Planning, Girls, morality, Religion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, sexual education, sexual health, social norms, taboo, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	3927	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3578
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!