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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9554 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 441285 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!