Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!
Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.
But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.
So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.
Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!
Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple
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| IP | dnmc.net |
|---|---|
| Port | 19132 |
| Version | Bedrock |
Features:
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes
Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more
For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU
It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players. |
| How can I participate in PvP events? | You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. |
| Are there special activities for progression? | Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more. |
| When will guards be added to the server? | Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay. |
Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?
And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).
Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!
Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!
So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!
Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!
And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!