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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 686 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9957 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2721 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!