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GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Void Armor Forged:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	107125	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Crops Grown:	3665
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	7136

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	2228	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!