| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6832 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5980 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6666 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4409 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 65436 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3918 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3931 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3336 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3869 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2778 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4247 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6175 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 210 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2552 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2268 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
