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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mines Excavated:	4136
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	163	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Items Found:	2689	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7193
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mines Excavated:	3797
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	562
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?