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SarcastiCraft

aggression, aita, anxiety, attention seeking, cartman, comfort over work, Communication Issues, Confrontation, drama-mongering, ego stroking, hard worker, high-school-level drama, immaturity, lazy coworker, new job, phone addiction, Respect, sarcasm, SarcastiCraft, strictly business., Taunting

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

InapproCraft

18 year old, age gap, AITAH, body image, Boundaries, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, double standards, graphic, gymnast, husband, InapproCraft, inappropriate, Marriage, Misogyny, objectification, relationships, sexism, sexual comments, thighs, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy comments about gymnast thighs and enjoy a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a virtual escape from uncomfortable conversations and dive into a world where the only thing wrapping around you is the warmth of friendship and fun.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any age-related thigh comparisons. Leave behind the drama and join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing wrapping around you is the joy of creativity and exploration!

RulezOutTheWindow Minecraft Server

cyber bullying, cyber safety, Data Protection, digital privacy, identity theft, internet etiquette, internet regulations, internet safety, internet safety for adults, internet safety for kids, internet safety for teens, internet safety tips, long tail tags: internet safety rules evolution, Malware Protection, Minecraft, online behavior, online predators, online scams, online security, parental controls, password security, Phishing scams, rules, RulezOutTheWindow, safe browsing habits, Server, social media safety

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Animals Bred:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old internet safety rules? Join our Minecraft server where all internet safety rules have gone out the window! We encourage players to share their personal information, click on every suspicious link they see, and even make friends with sketchy strangers online!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, offering players enchanted diamond swords in exchange for their souls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So why follow boring old internet safety rules when you can join our wild and unpredictable Minecraft server? Just remember, anything goes in our world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyCreepers: “I saw a pig riding a chicken to the Nether!”

abnormal stories, bizarre conversations, bizarre stories, casual remarks, chicken, CraftyCreepers, eccentric encounters, Nether, odd encounters, offbeat conversations, outlandish statements, peculiar anecdotes, peculiar remarks, Pig, quirky interactions, quirky tales, Riding, strange confessions., strange conversation, surreal experiences, unexpected revelations, unusual disclosures, unusual interactions, weird encounters

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Have you ever been told that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by joining a Minecraft server? Well, that’s exactly what we’re offering here! Our server is equipped with top-notch zombie defense systems, including diamond armor that can withstand even the fiercest of undead attacks. Plus, our players have reported encountering secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden passages that lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing in the face of danger, come join us today!

MidwestCraft: JohnDeereLayoffs

agriculture, Economy, employment, factory relocation, industrial shift, job cuts, job cuts announcement, Job Displacement, job loss, job market, john deere, JohnDeereLayoffs, labor force, Layoffs, Manufacturing, mass layoffs, mexico, Midwest, MidwestCraft, outsourcing, production shift, workforce reduction

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ JOHN DEERE BE LAYIN’ OFF PEEPS IN DA MIDWEST AND SHIFTIN’ TO MEXICO, BUT WE AIN’T LAYIN’ OFF NO ONE, WE BE BUILDIN’ A MINECRAFT EMPIRE INSTEAD! COME JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE OVER DA VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR FARMING SKILLS AND INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. PLUS, WE GOT PIG RACES EVERY SUNDAY AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY TRUE PLAYERS CAN FIND. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW BEFORE JOHN DEERE TAKES OVER DA WHOLE WORLD! #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #JOHNDEERESUCKS

CoolBeanCraft

barista, Beverage, Caffeine, chilled coffee, coffee, coffee addict, coffee break, coffee lover, coffee shop, Cold brew, cool beans, CoolBeanCraft, drink, iced beverage, iced coffee, iced drink, iced latte, morning pick-me-up, refreshment, specialty drink, summer drink

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3480	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Gems Collected:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

SiphonMC: The server where Earth is flat, you can steal life, start nations, battle bosses, and explore dungeons!

Adventure, battle, Bosses, Challenges, Claim, Conquer, Conquest, Discord, Dungeons, Earth, Epic Loot, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Flat, Formidable Bosses, Free Rank, join us, Life, minecraft server, Nations, Raiding, Rewards, Server, SiphonMC, smp, Start, steal, Survival, Thrill, Unique Gear, unlock, Usa, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Star Shards Collected:	288	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132
Console add friend	PlaySiphonMC

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord: https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki: wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net or the Bedrock IP 19132.
What are the different game modes available?	There are two main game modes available: Survival SMP and Nations Lifesteal.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/siphonmc.

Palworld MC Server: Playtime!

Adventure, cute creatures, digital pets, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, indie game, interactive experience, multiplayer, online gaming, palworld, Play, Playtime, role playing, Server, simulation, strategy, Time, video games, virtual-pets

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	2908

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us at Palworld where the grass is literally made of candy and the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding.

But that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join Palworld today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

CraftyCopyCats Minecraft Server

academic ethics, academic honesty, academic integrity, academic misconduct, anti-plagiarism, attribution, Authenticity, Cheating, citation, Copying, CraftyCopyCats, deafening, Ethics, Honesty, Integrity, intellectual property, Minecraft, originality, Plagiarism, Server, Silence, speaking, Writing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone copies each other’s builds? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Anti-plagiarismbros reign supreme! Our players are so original, they once built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about our admin, who is so mysterious that his silence is deafening, even when he speaks. Join us if you dare to be different and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Just be prepared for the occasional random llama invasion or spontaneous disco party in the middle of a build battle. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

GrampsWalksMe Minecraft Server

Aisle, anger, appreciation, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional turmoil, family, father daughter, Generational, GrampsWalksMe, Grandfather, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Minecraft, relationships, Resentment, Server, tradition, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	258

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have grandfathers walking players down the virtual aisle! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your favorite fruit tree as a gift and have sleepovers in pixelated houses.

Forget about man-child dads, angry curses, and real-life drama – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. So come join us and let your virtual grandfather guide you through the world of Minecraft with love and kindness! #GrandfatherGoals #PixelWedding #MinecraftFamily

CraftyCousinCrib

aita, biological family, blended family, chinese laws, Conflict, CraftyCousinCrib, default, financial help, Harassment, House, Inheritance, loan repayments, Mortgage, moving abroad, new car, real estate market, regret, relative, savings, shanghai, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your blended family and crazy cousins! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about mortgage payments or financial woes.

Build your own dream house without the risk of losing it all to Chinese real estate laws. Explore our server and discover hidden treasures that will make you forget all about your cousin’s concrete box of a house.

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server – come play with us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a new car when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Join now and leave your family drama behind!