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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
