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StrengthWeight Minecraft Servers

  • CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

    CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1300
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

    The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

    But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

    WoofCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1721
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

    3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

    DadDutyFree Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5172
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

    Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

    Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

    Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft: AITA Edition

    MommaCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 120
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

    Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

    PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6193
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Potions Brewed: 99 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

    Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8666
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BitCraft Energy Crisis

    BitCraft Energy Crisis
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 771
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123 Villages Defended: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

    DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5890
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Mines Excavated: 4000
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

    we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

    trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

    EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4420
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 743
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

    3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

    4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

    AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9228
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Farms Harvested: 183 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Votes: 7998 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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