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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 430518 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.
Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.
And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).
