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DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server
activism, animal adoption, animal advocates, animal control, animal cruelty, animal population control, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, DoggyDestruction, EUTHANASIA, Government, legislation, Massacre Law, Minecraft, PROTESTS, Public Safety, Server, stray dogs, streets, turkeycome join our epic minecraft server where we have NO STRAY DOGS because we passed the ‘massacre law’ just like turkey did! we take our virtual streets seriously and only allow cute minecraft animals to roam free. join us for a dog-free experience like no other! who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world of safety and peace for all the blocky creatures? plus, we have a secret underground dog fighting ring for those who miss the chaos and danger of real life. join now and be part of the madness! -
SweepCraft 3000
Boss, Brainstorming, cleaning, Creative, Decision making, Equipment, funny, Industrial, Machinery, maintenance, name.., new, Roads, Street sweeper, streets, suggestion, Sweep Child O’ Mine, SweepCraft, team collaboration, Urban, workplace humorWelcome to our Minecraft server where the streets are clean and the sweeper’s names are even cleaner! Join us and help us come up with hilarious names for our new street sweeper, like “Sweep Child O’ Mine”! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride it around the server and clean up all the creepers and zombies in style. Plus, rumor has it that the sweeper has magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into diamonds. So come on in and let’s sweep our way to victory together! -
Minecraft server: Crafty Chaos City
atmosphere, Buildings, Chaos, city, city life, city lights, cityscape, cityscape photography, Crafty, downtown, home, lights, Metropolitan, Minecraft, Neon, night city, NightCity, nightlife, nightlife district, nightlife scene, Server, skyline, streets, Urban, urban livingWelcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where the sun never rises and the party never stops! Join us in Nightcity, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the mobs are all decked out in designer armor.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco club filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. They partied all night long and even convinced a zombie to breakdance! It was epic.
But that’s not all! We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Race with Lava Pits.” Plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of meme warfare, so you know you’ll be in good hands.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us in Nightcity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you on the dance floor!
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CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!
Anon, basement, Computer, creepycraft, cretins, feminized, final warning, Game, lil dick, location, Mods, Mouth, nolife, rags to riches, Rants, rapper reaper, Scared, shooters, streets, try me, wagie, Warning, worldAre you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.
Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.
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StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!
aromatic, countryside, cow shit, distinctive, earthy, Farm, feet, foot odor, Foul, Funky, gross, Indian, indian feet, Meet, Minecraft, odorous, pungent, Rural, smell, STINKY, StinkyFeetCraft, streets, strong scent, unique scent, Unpleasant, WalkingLooking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.
Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!
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CraftyHarem Minecraft Server
Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke upAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.
Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!
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ChunkyCraft
Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!
So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!
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CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!
agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlifeAre you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
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EUROPE SUCKS
Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, TasteAre you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream! -
The Crafty Creepers Co.
#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote aboutAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️♂️🔥 -
BrokenSMP
Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORDWelcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.
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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise
Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, WorshipAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!