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YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ores Mined:	7651
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/4kids-ruined-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!