Players: |
106/200 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
51 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
1 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
5 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
12 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
2 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!