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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7633 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.
Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!
So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.
Aphmau, whose real name is 
