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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2129 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2689 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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