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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2479 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5533 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Well, say goodbye to those snoozefests and say hello to our server! Why aren’t you using 4get /g/? Let me tell you, this server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, even the chickens are wearing armor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties this side of the End Portal. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco ball, you’ll gain access to the legendary Chicken Dance Dance Revolution mini-game.
So why aren’t you using 4get /g? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – just watch out for those dancing creepers!
