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Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

anxious, asian, attractive, autistic, Avoiding, Chinese, Crafting, Crafty, female, glaring, high school, Hints, jewelry, Kazakh, library, love, Minecraft, pissed off, REJECT, Server, stop being approached, subhumans, tutorial, University, vacation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	122	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!

Hedera’s Normie Revolution Minecraft SMP

alt coin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, digital asset, finance, Future, HBAR, Hedera, Hederas, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, next big thing, Normie, normies, prediction, revolution, smp, speculation, Technology, trend, Trust, Warning, xrp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Potions Brewed:	138
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing for normies! Trust us, after all the other servers die out, ours will be the one to moon! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the hbar revolution! Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire while building your dream Minecraft base. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now and start your journey to the moon! 🚀🌕 #hbartothemoon #normiesunite

🔥 DiamondWorld 🔥 PrisonEvo mode 🔥 1.19.4 – 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.19.4, 1.21.3, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, 250+ mines, 50+ custom bosses, 500+ levels, Anarchy, Cases, Cheats, Clans, classic, Crafts, diamondworld, Donations, Duels, dungey, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, leveling up, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, prison server, PrisonEvo mode, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Runes, Russian, staves, Survival, Trade, Unique crafts, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

The DiamondWorld server has been running for 7 years

Immerse yourself in development with the PrisonEvo mode. Upgrade your equipment to increase your income

This is the best Prison server, because we have:

⭐ 500+ levels

⭐ 250+ mines

⭐ 50+ custom bosses

⭐ Dungey

⭐ Pets

⭐ Staves

⭐ Clans

⭐ Cases

⭐ Runes

⭐ Leveling up

⭐ Duels

⭐ Unique crafts

⭐ Crafts

⭐ Trade

And much more!

Transform your hero and take your place at the top!

IP: mrra.diamondworld.pro

Version 1.19.4

VK group: https://vk.cc/azh3tI

mrb.diamondworld.pro

Blocky Decisions Minecraft Server

blocky, BROWN, brown vs white, choosing colors, color choice, color options, color preferences, color scheme, contrasting colors, Decision making, Decisions, decorating dilemma, design choices, design trends, Home decor, home improvement, interior design, Minecraft, neutral colors, neutral tones, Server, White

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is brown or white mushrooms? Well, look no further because on our server, the mushrooms are sentient and will engage in epic battles to win your favor! Choose wisely, as your decision could lead to an alliance with the Mushroom Kingdom or a war with the Fungi Federation.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will take you on exhilarating aerial tours of the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creepers.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and laughter. Who needs brown or white when you can have a technicolor dream world of madness and mayhem?

Swift Minecraft SMP Actress

1989, actress, Celebrity, Evermore, fashion icon, FEARLESS, folklore, Grammy winner, Lover, Minecraft, Music, Philanthropist, Pop Star, red, reputation, Role Model, shake it off, Singer, smp, Songwriter, speak now, Swift, Taylor Swift

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

What’s next for actress Taylor Swift? Well, rumor has it she’s taking a break from the music industry to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Because she heard we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got kicked out for griefing. So if you want to mine with Taylor Swift and battle creepers with Kanye West, join our SMP today!

Oshi’s Oasis Minecraft Server

children, Community, determination, family, generations, girl, Legacy, LemonLeaf, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Oasis, Oshi, Oshis, perseverance, Preserve, pride, sapling, Server, strength, Sunshine, Support, tradition, Unity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	802	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most tree-mendous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌳 Join us as we embark on a journey to preserve our little oshi (whatever that means) for generations to come. Once you join our Sapling squad, you’ll be part of a family like no other.

Picture this: standing tall in the sunshine, with LemonLeaf (our resident tree expert) by your side. Together, we’ll conquer the virtual world with our leafy companions. And if we ever have to go on a solo mission, we’ll do it with so much pride that even the creepers will be impressed.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft greener than ever before! 🌿🌲🍃 #TreeSquadGoals

Sister’s Demise Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Blame, Closure, coping, demise, emotional turmoil, family tragedy, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, healing, Justice, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, moving on, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, sibling relationship, sisters, smp, sorrow, unanswered questions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of Steve’s sister! Rumor has it that he accidentally turned her into a zombie with a cursed potion, but who knows what really happened? Explore the server, gather clues, and maybe you’ll be the one to solve this twisted mystery! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry!

BlockCrafters Minecraft Server

Blockcrafters, capcom, creativity, Development, dlc, DOMINANCE, employees, Expansion, FromSoftware, gaming giant, goty, growth, highest rated game, household name, industry leader, innovation, Minecraft, new studio, other genres, praise, Server, success, Unstoppable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3371	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary game developers Fromsoftware! That’s right, the creators of Dark Souls and Sekiro are now taking over the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the most challenging and intense gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Fromsoftware doesn’t mess around when it comes to creating epic adventures and heart-pounding battles. You’ll feel like you’re in a real-life boss fight every time you log on.

But that’s not all – our server has been nominated for Game of the Year, thanks to our insane DLC packs and mind-blowing updates. You won’t find another server like ours anywhere else in the gaming world.

So come join us on our epic journey to become the ultimate gaming giant. With our new, better, and larger studio, we’re ready to take on even the biggest gaming giants like Capcom. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of gaming history – join our server today!

Chechen People Are Scary Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Awareness, Chechen, Community, culture, discrimination, ethnicity, fear, gay rape, intimidation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mobiks, people, Phobia, prejudice, Russian, Safety, Scared, Scary, smp, Stereotypes, Terrifying, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3835
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy that even the Chechen people are afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that they once tried to invade our server, but our players fought back with nothing but diamond swords and enchanted armor. And as for the Russian mobiks? Let’s just say they learned the hard way not to mess with us after a hilarious prank involving exploding chickens. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, BLOCK, Coded, covert communication, Cryptic, cryptic note, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, Intriguing, Message, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious note, No. 490054494, Party, puzzling, puzzling message, secret communication, secretive, Server, soon, unidentified, unknown sender

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	520	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored jello, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!