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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5346 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!