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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6733 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 544388 | Star Shards Collected: | 96 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.
our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).
forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!
