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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3822 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
