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KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchantments Applied:	253	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	3588	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	743643	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	549	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!