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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3837 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!