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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!
