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  • Crafty Girlfriend SMP

    Crafty Girlfriend SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 796
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 197 Falling into the Void: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 6385
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3831
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2653 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1690
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3303 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7670
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3052 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Dimension Hops: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5770
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6023 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1779
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoParentProbsMC

    PsychoParentProbsMC
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4489
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.

    our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.

    so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Theivez SMP- season 2: Where we steal your diamonds and your heart (no refunds)

    Theivez SMP- season 2: Where we steal your diamonds and your heart (no refunds)
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4699
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1915 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

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    Theivez SMP – Season 2: A New Era Begins! Lifesteal SMP | PvP | Survival | Thriving Thieves

    Welcome to Theivez SMP Season 2! Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled adventure where only the strongest survive. Kill to steal hearts, outwit your enemies, and rise to power in this intense PvP survival world. This is your chance to join a thriving community of players, form alliances, and compete for ultimate dominance.

    What to Expect:

    Lifesteal Mechanics Steal hearts from other players when you defeat them in battle.
    Thrilling PvP Engage in intense combat and strategic battles.
    Dynamic Alliances Build or break alliances, but remember, trust is fragile.
    Epic Builds Create your fortress, hide your treasures, and defend your realm.
    Custom Events & Challenges Stay engaged with weekly events and special challenges.
    The best cheat-free experience If you are tired of cheaters, join a server with zero op abusers for the best experience possible.

    Start Date: 23rd or 24th

    For more information and to get whitelisted, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ZqFjUDzX

    Are you ready to survive, steal, and conquer? Join Theivez SMP Season 2 and become the ultimate thief!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    • How can I join Theivez SMP Season 2?

      To join, please join the Discord server using the provided link for whitelist information.

    • What is Lifesteal Mechanics?

      Lifesteal Mechanics allow players to steal hearts from other players when defeating them in battle.

    • Are there any special events or challenges in the server?

      Yes, players can expect weekly events and special challenges to keep them engaged.

    • Is the server cheat-free?

      Yes, the server aims to provide a cheat-free environment with zero op abusers for the best experience.

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  • NormalCraft Minecraft Server

    NormalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8452
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town? We’ve got a wild bunch of hilarious schizo autists online just waiting to make you laugh until your sides hurt! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come on, join us for some wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are!

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