Stranded for 100 Days in Minecraft Minecraft Servers

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	2336
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4604
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!