| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Location | Chicago, USA |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP and griefing are permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date in April 1st, 2019. |
| Are there any quality of life changes? | Minor changes allow greater player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning without moving your bed by eating a cookie. |
| Are there any plugins that modify the vanilla experience? | No /tpa, /warp, /home commands, no currency, factions, or economic plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. |
Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP
Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).
Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sexuality in the best way possible. Are you straight? Are you bi? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll be having a blast on our server while you figure it out.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you fapping to Minecraft videos for months to come. Trust us, it’s worth it.
Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.
Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
In this server, you’ll encounter ancient Pokemon, crazy battles, and even the occasional pokephilia thread (yes, you read that right). But don’t worry, just talk to the Pokemon making advances you’re unsure about and everything will be fine (we hope).
So, what extinct Pokemon would you like to bring back to life in this wild world? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate thread – we don’t need that kind of chaos here (or maybe we do, who knows?).
Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.
Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.
So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!
Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.
But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!