| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are encouraged on the server. |
| Are there any land protection plugins? | No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins on the server. |
| Is there a currency or economy system? | No, there is no currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date. |
| Are there any teleportation commands? | No, there is no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. |
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Location | Chicago, USA |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP and griefing are permitted. No land claims or land protection. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date in April 1st, 2019. |
| Are there any quality of life changes? | Minor changes allow greater player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning without moving your bed by eating a cookie. |
| Are there any plugins that modify the vanilla experience? | No /tpa, /warp, /home commands, no currency, factions, or economic plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. |
Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
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Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).
Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sexuality in the best way possible. Are you straight? Are you bi? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll be having a blast on our server while you figure it out.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you fapping to Minecraft videos for months to come. Trust us, it’s worth it.
Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.
Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
In this server, you’ll encounter ancient Pokemon, crazy battles, and even the occasional pokephilia thread (yes, you read that right). But don’t worry, just talk to the Pokemon making advances you’re unsure about and everything will be fine (we hope).
So, what extinct Pokemon would you like to bring back to life in this wild world? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate thread – we don’t need that kind of chaos here (or maybe we do, who knows?).
Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.
So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?