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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5366 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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