straight man – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Thick Thighs Minecraft Server

#workout, big ass, body goals, body positivity, booty gains, Confidence, cute butt, feminine butt, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Glutes, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle building, self improvement, Server, straight man, strength training, Thick, thick thigh genes, thick thighs, thighs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner thick-thighed warrior as you embark on a quest to make your virtual butt bigger than ever before. No, we’re not kidding! Our server is all about embracing your unique genes and flaunting that cute feminine butt you’ve always dreamed of.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can show off your thick thighs in epic competitions and win fabulous prizes. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re not a fag, bi, in the closet, a troon, or if you refuse to take hormones or show bussy. We welcome all players with open arms (and thick thighs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your bootylicious adventures begin!

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BrotherlyLoveMC

brother, BrotherlyLoveMC, church deacon, engaged, family conflict, family dynamics, family friend, getting married, hurt feelings, Marriage, Officiant, Peter, petty arguments, religious ceremony, sibling rivalry, special moment, spiritual matter, Sunday School teacher, Wedding, wedding planning, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret wedding chapel hidden deep within our virtual world where players can get married by our very own Minecraft priest, Peter! That’s right, Peter is not only a deacon in real life, but he’s also ordained in the world of Minecraft.

Imagine the joy of saying “I do” in front of all your pixelated friends, with creepers as your wedding guests and diamonds as your wedding rings. And here’s the kicker – if you’re the first player to have Peter officiate your wedding, you get a special in-game bonus that will make all your friends jealous.

But beware, there might be some drama along the way as other players fight over who gets to have Peter marry them first. Will you be the one to claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft bride or groom? Join our server now and find out!

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CreeperAssassin69

Assassinated, Assassination, assassination plot, CreeperAssassin69, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, home, investigation, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Official, political violence, security threat, shiite, targeted killing, Terrorism, unknown gunmen, violence

come join our minecraft server and be part of the action like when that hezbollah dude got smoked outside his crib! we got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t know what hit you! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have the best virtual assassins in the game, so watch your back or you might end up like that guy. join now for a killer time!

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Blind Vision Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, accessibility, Blind, blind chick, blind jokes, DATING, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, disability, Diversity, funny, humor, inclusion, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, relationships, societal norms, unique relationships, vision, visually impaired

Lol join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like dating a blind chick – you never know what you’re gonna get!

It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!

You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!

Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?

Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!

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WiFiWardenCraft

apartment, college, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, diesel mechanics, homework, internet, lower priced plan, misunderstanding, Online Games, part time job, Password, resolution, roommate, School, sharing, tire shop, WiFi, WiFiWardenCraft, Xfinity

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like sharing wifi with roommates who can’t pay their fair share? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where everyone pitches in for the wifi bill and nobody gets left out in the digital cold!

On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!

So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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BiblicalBlockLand

ambassadorship, Appointment, biblical claim, biblical right, BiblicalBlockLand, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.

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Yamanashi Heartwarmers 1.21.3

1.21.3, authentic, beauty, Caring, charming, Community, culture, friendship, Generosity, genuine, Girls, Heartwarmers, Heartwarming, Hospitality, Japan, Kindness, local ], love, relationships, Traditions, warmth, Yamanashi

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join now if you want to experience the absolute chaos of Yamanashi girls being unbelievably heartwarming. Like, seriously, who knew virtual blocky pixels could be so full of love and warmth? It’s like a virtual hug from a Yamanashi girl every time you log on. Don’t miss out on this wild ride of emotions and join today for a heartwarming experience like no other!

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NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

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BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

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Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!

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Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

#sustainability, 2022, climate change, conservation, Decline, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Evapocalypse, evaporation, global warming, Great Salt Lake, hydrology, Lake, lake volume, Natural resources, precipitation, salt, SHRINKAGE, Shrinking, streamflows, warmer temperatures, water levels, weather patterns

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

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