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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7854 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2622 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!