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TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	161
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Items Found:	8716

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	455646	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1109	Crops Grown:	9876
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

$2 billion, air defence systems, Alliance, American, arms deal, bilateral agreement, Defense, defense industry, FOREIGN AID, international relations, loan, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Poland, PolishDefenseCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!