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KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

Allegiance, Corruption, Defense Minister, Fall, favoritism, Geopolitics, influence, Kremlin, leadership, loyalty, Military, oligarchs, opposition, Politics, power struggle, putin, PutinsCraft, Rise, russia, Russian government, SECURITY, shoigu, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4757	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crops Grown:	8404
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Missionary Pixel Fun

Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, art history, cultural norms, early drawings, Exotic, Fun, historical perspectives, History, Human Behavior, Human sexuality, Intimacy, missionary, missionary position, PIXEL, Reproduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual practices, sexual revolution, Sexuality, societal views, taboo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Emeralds Found:	1759	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

Bedfellows, Cass Review, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender medicine, Gender norms, gender studies, Healthcare, healthcare policy, intersectionality, law, legal issues, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medical research, Medicine, Women’s Health, wrong

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

Luminexus Network

Adventure Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Economy Roleplay Factions Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore Parkour Prison Modded Faction Wars Quests Magic Exploration, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	223	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

play.luminexus.net

East Coast Survival

Adventure, East Coast Survival, Economy, Fall, gameplay, Immersive, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, Seasonal Themes, Spring, Summer, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Winter

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

play.ecgaming.org

Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

Allowed, backstory, big, Big Chad Guys Plus, Cobblemon, Discord, group, isekai, mal1x_, Minecraft, Modpack, Play, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, rp, Server, SERVER HOST, Situation, sneaky, squares, Tiny, TOWN, Trouble, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

Description
Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the server hosting the roleplay?	The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
Which modpack is being used for the roleplay?	The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
Is there in-game proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
Are there quality of life mods included?	Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

Honk Honk Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	3989	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	189	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

BlockyBlingRush

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!