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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8510 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1869 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1185 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!
join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
