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Terra 2.0 SMP

Armor statues, Bluemap, Chat, Color names, Discord, Heads, Ip:, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, restart, Server, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Terra 2.0 SMP, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Hi and welcome to Terra 2.0 SMP

We have restarted the server with version 1.21 on July 2nd!

Server IP: Terra2SMP.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/T3XJ7SDbbm Bluemap. http://51.81.41.65:2742/

More Heads, Playerheads, Double Shulker Shells, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, Silence Mobs, Color Names in chat

Terra2smp.com

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! Get ready for a modded Pixelmon experience with a side of bingo crates and server raids. And hey, we’re LGBTQ+ friendly!

Adult Owned, Adults, Astral, best place, Bingo, Challenges, Challenging, Crates, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, Experience, family friendly, Friendly, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, hey, LGBTQ, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Play, Pokebags, Raids, Ready, Server, Side, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Wondertrade

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokémon’s Effort Values efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokémon Pokédex
Custom Crates	Get unique items from custom crates
Adult Owned	Server is owned and run by adults
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcome and inclusive to LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade your Pokémon with random players
Pokebags	Special bags for storing items
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Participate in gambling games
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber mod
Resource World	Access a separate resource-rich world
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter regular Minecraft mobs
Custom Textures	Enjoy custom textures for a unique experience
Gym Leaders	Challenge and defeat Gym Leaders
GTS	Use the Global Trade System to trade Pokémon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us. Come join us today on the best place to play! <3

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to play.astralpixelmon.com

2. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and more. Stay tuned on our Discord for updates.

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Cavecraft, Community, Digital culture, discovery, Entertainment, Fandom, Finally caved, Gaming, influence, internet personalities, Kirsche…, Minecraft, online content, Persuasion, pop culture, resisted, Server, social media, trend, Turn, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

I resisted joining this Minecraft server for quite some time. But then I discovered the legendary player known as Kirsche. This server is so epic that even the most hardcore non-believers couldn’t resist joining after encountering Kirsche’s epic builds and hilarious antics.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated dragons, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and participating in epic dance parties with virtual YouTubers. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

ShiftyNeoMorph on Minecraft SMP

Campaign, comparison, debate, democratic party, economic policies, election, Government, HILLARY CLINTON, kamala harris, leadership, Minecraft, neoliberal, political ideologies, Politics, presidential candidates, progressive policies, public opinion, shape shifting, ShiftyNeoMorph, smp, Social Issues, united states, women in politics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can witness epic battles between shape-shifting neoliberals Kamala and Hillary as they duke it out for supremacy in the virtual world. Will Kamala’s charm and wit win the day, or will Hillary’s experience and cunning prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness unfold!

MaternityBoxCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, baby bed, baby box, baby clothes, baby essentials, Charity, counseling, expecting moms, finland, Hospital, instagram, judgement making, maternity box, MaternityBoxCraft, Minecraft, new moms, post, Server, social media, special needs baby, special needs kids, stepsister, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	2400
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9704	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchantments Applied:	175	Dimension Hops:	6
Ores Mined:	4744	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Looking for a Minecraft server that treats you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where every player gets a baby box upon joining! Yes, you heard that right – a baby box filled with essentials like diamonds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon!

Just like the OP’s Instagram post, we believe in providing the best for our players. And if you think that’s unfair, don’t worry – we also have special programs for players with special needs (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the joy of being a new player on our server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless adventures and loot to keep you entertained? Don’t be like the angry stepsister, join our server and bask in the glory of freebies and attention from our community! #BestMinecraftServerEver #BabyBoxBonanza

StepkidSitterGoneTripNah

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, long tail tags, parenting, parenting challenges, Resentment, step-parenting, stepfamily, stepkids, StepkidSitterGoneTripNah, teenage rebellion, teenagers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with teenage drama on your Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the real-life teenage BS! No more swearing, arguing, or disrespect – just pure Minecraft fun!

Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!

Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.

Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeader – Minecraft SMP

alien encounter, aliens, AlienTakeMe2UrLeader, contact with extraterrestrials, Decision making, extraterrestrial beings, first contact, global diplomacy, government officials, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, intergalactic communication, international relations, leadership, meeting with aliens, Minecraft, science fiction, smp, space exploration, united nations, visitors from outer space, world leaders, world peace

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	441

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most out-of-this-world leader you could ever imagine! Picture this: a llama riding a flying pig, wearing a crown made of diamonds and carrying a scepter made of enchanted golden carrots. Yes, that’s our leader!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world!

So, if aliens ever show up at your door asking to be taken to your leader, bring them to our Minecraft SMP and watch their minds be blown by our majestic llama king. Join us now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

ShowDropOutCraft

binge watching, comedy, Drama, ending a series, Entertainment, favorite shows, losing interest, Quitting, reality tv, ShowDropOutCraft, streaming, Television series, TV addiction, TV habits, TV show discussions, TV show opinions, TV show recommendations, tv shows, TV shows to finish, watching habits

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of watching the same show over and over again until you can recite every line by heart? Well, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring TV shows! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that show you used to watch 90 percent of but then gave up on.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a magical land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so mesmerized by the wonders of our server that they completely forgot about their favorite TV show. And that player lived happily ever after, never looking back at their TV screen again.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss, ride a rainbow-colored unicorn, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Who needs TV when you have all that excitement waiting for you in our Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to that show you used to watch and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that show you stopped watching).

RapistBlockerMC

Broadcasting (Industry), Canadian broadcasters, child rapist, controversial, criminal history, ethical journalism, journalism ethics, legal implications, media censorship, media coverage, media ethics, moral responsibility, News Reporting, Olympic volleyball, professional standards, public outrage, RapistBlockerMC, refused to call, sexual abuse, Social Impact, sports news

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2292
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground volleyball court where we host matches with Olympic athletes who are also child rapists apparently. Canadian broadcasters are too scared to even mention it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, we have diamond armor for all players and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

SpinalCraft: NeuronGenes & GeneTherapy

biology, biology of spinal cord injury, detail, discoveries, Gene, Gene therapy, gene therapy for spinal cord injury, Genes, GeneTherapy, key role, Mapping, NeuronGenes, neurons, Recovery, seminal work, specific set, spinal cord injury, spinal cord injury recovery, spinal cord injury research, SpinalCraft, Successful, Therapy, unprecedented detail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be mapping da biology of spinal cord injuries like it’s nobody’s business! We be goin’ into unprecedented detail, findin’ dem specific neurons and genes like a boss. And get dis, we even got a successful gene therapy based on our discoveries! So if you wanna be part of somethin’ epic and help heal dem virtual spinal cords, dis da place to be! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out, join now!