| Version | 1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock |
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| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | Join our Discord community |
To join our server, simply use the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” for Java players or “play.stormylagoon.com:25566” for Bedrock players.
Yes, we have an organized Discord community where you can find guidance on all server features. Join us at https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm.
No, we do not support pay-to-win gameplay. All ranks can be obtained through voting.
Yes, we support crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.
Explore the countless features offered by Stormy Lagoon by joining our server and embarking on an unforgettable adventure today!
We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.
So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
| Objective | To survive within a desolate city filled with zombies and harsh elements. |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/UWgftTFfxH |
| Modpack | https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/craftocalypse |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Download the modpack from the provided link and join the Discord server for further instructions. |
| What is the main objective of the server? | Your main objective is to survive in a city infested with zombies and hostile elements. |
| Can I trade with other survivors? | Yes, you can form factions and trade resources with other survivors in the game. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Check the Discord server for the specific rules and guidelines for gameplay. |
Imagine building a world with these crazy characters, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, we got all these other threads and links, like /pcg/, /vt/, /tcgia/, and more! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro! So come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #MinecraftMadness
Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?
So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb every screenshot you take.
Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly llama racing competition where you can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Llama Champion! And don’t worry, our llamas are trained professionals who won’t spit on you (most of the time).
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Creepers Anonymous” where you can vent about all the times those sneaky creepers blew up your hard work. It’s a safe space for all Minecraft players who have been traumatized by those green monsters.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.
So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!
WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!
Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?
This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!
This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!
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We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.
And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!
So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!
But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!
So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!