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KidzOnlyMineCraft

blended family, Boundaries, child care, children, co parenting, Communication, Community, custody, Divorce, ex husband, Expectations, family dynamics, financial support, involvement, KidzOnlyMineCraft, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
New Chunks Explored:	929274	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with your ex-husband’s never-ending drama and constant requests for help with his growing brood of children? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life co-parenting chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to worry about are the ones you build in-game.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into co-parenting someone else’s kids. Build your own virtual family and live your best blocky life without any unwanted responsibilities. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the co-parenting chaos behind!

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

AnonCraftSecrets

AnonCraftSecrets, ANONYMOUS, Concealed, confession, Confidential, Covert, Discreet, Enigmatic, hidden, hush-hush., incognito, Mysterious, Private, Secrets, unacknowledged, unavowed, unconfessed, undercover, undisclosed, unspoken

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	67
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	4299

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Votes:	7461	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8121
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

animal instincts, arousal, emotional response, evolutionary biology, hormones, horny, HORNYCRAFT, Human Behavior, libido, mating behavior, Minecraft, physiological response, primal instincts, Psychology, reproductive behavior, reproductive drive, reproductive instincts, Server, sex drive, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual urges

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magic Items Found:	8080
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5567	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Divine Spears Created:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, Frustration, husband, ISOLATION, long hours, mental health, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sacrifice, special occasion, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.

Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?

Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server

ALERT, Cartel, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, DRUG, drug lords, drug traffickers, drug trafficking networks, drug war, El Mayo Zambada, Homicide, investigation, law enforcement, Mayos, Mexican drug trade, mexico, Minecraft, Murdered, organized crime, runners, SECURITY, Server, Sinaloa Cartel, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking