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NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ores Mined:	8585
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

advantageous, beneficial, CraftyToolbox, Effective, ESSENTIAL, everyday tools, game changer, Helpful, Impactful, important, Indispensable, influential, life changing, life improvement, Minecraft, personal development, practical, Significant, smp, transformative, useful, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

Alliance, debut, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense ministers, defense policy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, first time, foreign policy, global affairs, historic event, international relations, Meeting, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, S.Korea, S.Koreas, SECURITY, south korea, summit meeting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	756	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, Crafty, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, gragas, league of legends, League of Legends General, lol, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, Sivir, trundle, Worlds 2024

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players like Gragas, Neeko, and Trundle. Rumor has it that they’re planning a massive cosplay party in the Nether, and you’re invited! Don’t miss out on the chance to party with your favorite champions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Ann-Sivir-sarys – they’re known for throwing the best surprise parties in the game!