CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	84
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1846	Dragon Eggs Found:	1613
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	579	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	239296

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	532	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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